So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
