i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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