i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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