Dual....:-)
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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