You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Randomize
