How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Green mimosas i think yes
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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