Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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