Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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