Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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