I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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