Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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