Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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