problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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