put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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