At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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