what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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