i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
