hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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