and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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