i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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