if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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