This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Did you pee in the oven last night??
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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