Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
