The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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