lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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