i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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