he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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