this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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