we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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