so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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