You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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