we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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