no. you can't hotbox the world.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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