ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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