we have officially lost it.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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