my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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