Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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