I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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