he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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