Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I cut my penus on the lid.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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