My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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