Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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