And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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