My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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