Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
