I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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