And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
