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she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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