Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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