Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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