was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
