Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Do plants get herpes?
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