can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
