To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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