Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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