Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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