that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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