Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
3pm strippers are depressing
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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