so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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