just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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